July Ranking

Contemporary anime needs ecchiness to come into full bloom. Every month I pick the three most outstanding perverts from the anime that I’m watching, three heroes who may yet be able to save anime from its impending doom and restore anime to its former glory.

3. Tachibana Junichi ♂ (Amagami SS) ⇓

Tachibana Junichi continues to be a very solid, superb pervert. Whilst his continued interest in the female anatomy, be it zettai ryouiki, boobs, etc., is commendable, what makes him such a good pervert is the fact that he doesn’t shy away from fulfilling his manifold healthy fantasies. This month we saw how he licked Kaoru’s sexy navel, and how quick he was to start roleplaying with a shy kouhai he had just met. On the downside, the standard was set too high after his glorious performance during the Haruka arc, with so many, different and innovative perversions being displayed that he has been unable to beat his own record. He is still however an extremely remarkable male lead and, with 15 episodes left, it is reasonable to have high expectations.

2. Tsuda Kotomi ♀ (Seitokai Yakuindomo) ⇑

Kotomi is a very promising pervert, and this is what we precisely need from new generations. I won’t hide my love for imoutos, and being a perverted imouto and a worthy successor to Shino makes her really awesome. Not only is she interested in sex, she also thinks, like Shino, that it is something very casual and does not expect people to be shocked. She’s managed to mispronounce “cleaning” as “cunnilingus”. Even accounting for the peculiarities of the Japanese phonetic system, her brilliant tongue slip reveals her talents.

1. Amakusa Shino ♀ (Seitokai Yakuindomo) =

It is undeniable that Shino is this year’s top pervert. It is impossible to list all the perverted things she’s said. It wouldn’t be fair not to mention, of course, her valuable partner Aria, whose perversion is also extraordinary. How to handicap the boys during the sports festival? Make them masturbate. Only she can happily hump an inflatable dolphin in front of everyone. And she’s so happy sleeping with her bondage bear. Someone wondered what her parents would think. That, I don’t know, but I do know that Shino would be unable to understand it if her parents found it shocking. This great girl, this celebrated kaichou is so pure she can’t understand the notion that perversion may shock people. For her it is as commonplace, normal, healthy and desirable as eating pizza or jogging may be for you, dear reader.